The search for an intern enters its third week, Ellis Johnson departs for Southern Miss, South Carolina gets the scheduling shaft, Kyle Nunn ain't done(?), Jadeveon Clowney has a terrible nickname, and Half Cocked hosts its first annual New Year's Eve Party.

Brandon Cavanaugh of Husker Locker joins Connor and The Feathered Warrior to preview the Capital One Bowl. The Athletic Department responds to the NCAA's notice of allegations, the men's basketball team survives the Blue Hose and falls to the Buckeyes, Shaq Roland enters BEAST MODE, and the Shriners wear ridiculous hats.

Connor and The Feathered Warrior talk about the coaching carousel, wonder whether Darrin Horn has entered the Embattled Coach Death Spiral, and fire some interns. Also, drink every time Connor references Twitter as a legitimate source of news!

In which Connor spends much of the episode not speaking directly into the microphone, Dabo goes nuts, the power goes out in Clemson, Darrin Horn has a moderately attractive wife (and oh yeah he beat Clemson), the football team is headed to the Capital One Bowl, and DeVonte Holloman and D.J. Swearinger will probably leave early and go undrafted.

Connor makes an impassioned defense of Dabo Swinney's insane, message board troll-style comments about the South Carolina football program - not because he agrees with Dabo, but because he believes every borderline insane football coach is innocent until proven mentally handicapped.