In this week's episode, Jeep Hunter gets fired, Connor and The Feathered Warrior read your mail, more people came to see a baseball practice than an SEC basketball game, the baseball team is correctly ranked behind Florida, Chad Kelly and Cole Stoudt have a Twitter feud, James Davis isn't happy with Dabo Swinney, the equestrian team is honored, and Bruce Ellington participates in a some strange, new sport.

Connor and the Feathered Warrior read your emails, talk about thing hiring of Everette Sands and the promotion of Joe Connolly, run down this week's roster news, try to remember what basketball is, name their Velociraptors of the Week, look for ways to circumvent NCAA rules, and begin the countdown to first pitch.

On this week's episode, Connor and the Feathered Warrior talk about changes to the football team's coaching staff, get excited about the girth of DJ Park's biceps, are thrilled with Devin Taylor's decision to come back for his senior season, slog through another installment of Has Darrin Horn Been Fired Yet?, talk to Dr. Annie about Shaq Roland and just what the heck a "loose shoulder" means, chat with Half Cocked legal analyst Andrew Rogers about Byron Jerideau's arrest, discuss the final BCS rankings, and name their inaugural Velociraptors of the Week.

Alshon Jeffery and Stephon Gilmore bolt for the NFL, the Capital One Bowl victory is analyzed from a more sober point of view, Kicker Nick St. Germain and Safety Chaz Elder make verbal commitments, Clemson gets their teeth kicked in by Holgo the Barbarian, the Lady Gamecocks are off to a historic start, the men's basketball team is beating teams they ought to, Dr. Annie talks to us about Steve Spurrier's knee replacement, and Connor and The Feathered Warrior implore you to continue listening even though there won't be another football game until August.

Though they were exhausted from a long day of watching college football, Connor and The Feathered Warrior fought off fatigue, hunger, and a mass extinction event so that they could bring you this episode of Half Cocked. They reacted to the Gamecocks' 30-13 Capital One Bowl victory over Nebraska, took joy in the misery of the Georgia Bulldogs, and said a lot of things that just weren't true. Also, Connor marveled at the facial features of Kirk Cousins and Aaron Murray. Is it their best episode? Probably not. But finish everything on your plate because kids in Somalia don't even have podcasts.

The boys of Half Cocked have still not heard back from the compliance department, Lorenzo Ward gets promoted to defensive coordinator, Stephon Gilmore and Devin Taylor get their NFL evaluations back, Darrin Horn has not been fired yet, the Capital One Bowl gets previewed, and the 2012 football schedule is a bloodbath.