Half Cocked: A South Carolina Gamecocks Podcast

What's that weird static sound? We don't know. Maybe Connor's microphone is dying. Maybe Skype is weird. But one thing's for sure: the Gamecock football team isn't playing this weekend. Why? Because they played LSU instead of Ole Miss. That's why. Jadeveon Clowney is named to the AFCA All-American team, and so is Tajh Boyd... and Dalton Freeman. Why? Because the AFCA's chief sponsor is Cialis. What does that have to do with anything? We don't know, but LOL. The Coaching Carousel is in full effect, Marcus Lattimore is considering entering the 2013 NFL Draft, Bruce Ellington is playing basketball, and Lance and Connor are extremely concerned that Georgia will win the SEC Championship game.

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Connor and The Feathered Warrior rejoice in the miracle of South Caroina beating Clemson for a fourth consecutive year, take a look at some of the other results from around the SEC, speculate upon the future of the ACC, and consider what Steve Spurrier's legacy would be in Columbia if he retired tomorrow.

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Connor and The Feathered Warrior preview South Carolina's road matchup against the hated Clemson Tigers. The Feathered Warrior describes Jadeveon Clowney as a "shit-talking, love-making, sack-inducing threat." There is also a heated debate about the proper application of the term "boat race."

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Connor and The Feathered Warrior to recap South Carolina's 24-7 win over the Wofford Terriers and The Feathered Warrior explains to Connor how the human body digests alcohol.

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In this episode of Half Cocked, Lance and Connor do everything BUT preview the Gamecocks' final home game of 2012 against the Wofford Terriers. Here are some of the things they talk about instead: the short-live FX show Terriers, how Lance is overly worried about saying negative things about D.L. Moore and Dylan Thompson, whether Connor could pull off naming his offspring LeBron, Collin Klein or Johnny Football?, and Would going to Tennessee be a step down for James Franklin?

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South Carolina dispatches the struggling Arknasas Razorbacks by a margin of 38-20 while the Texas A&M Aggies dash the Gamecocks' Sugar Bowl hopes by upending the Crimson Tide. Frank Martin leads his young team to an impressive come-from-behind win over UW-Milwaukee. (Yes, we know how that sounds.)

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Connor Shaw has been gimpin' around at practice, Dylan Thompson injured his triceps reading The Bible, Mike Davis and Kenny Miles will split carries at running back, Jadeveon Clowney has a mysterious foot injury, the Gamecocks don't have a realistic shot a going to the Sugar Bowl, Connor and The Feathered Warrior are scared as hell of the Arkansas game, and Robert Nkemdiche might have decomitted from Clemson.

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Connor and Lance are joined by Buck of The Rubber Chickens to recap the Gamecocks' bye week. They update you on the status of Marcus Lattimore and break down the other games from around the SEC.

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Lance fills in for the Feathered Warrior as he and Connor review the newly released 2013 football schedule. They discuss allegations that Steve Spurrier displayed "no class" during Marcus Lattimore's birthday rally, why the students are still leaving games too early, and why no true freshmen have stepped in and made a big impact on the 2012 football team. They wrap things up by going over the other week 10 matchups in the SEC.

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